Thirteen Pines | Five-Panel Twill Cap

For Men Who’ve Healed Their Inner Child but Still Swear at IKEA Furniture

Not every cap carries wisdom — this one fakes it well. The Thirteen Pines black twill cap is for men who’ve done the work, integrated the shadow, and still rage at slow wi-fi.

It’s structured enough to say “I’m grounded,” breathable enough for when you’re actually not.

Perfect for coffee runs after breathwork, pretending your ice bath was longer than it was, or avoiding small talk at Whole Foods.

Details

• Adjustable snap for when your head expands with enlightenment

• Gold Thirteen Pines logo that silently flexes your growth phase

For men who’ve faced their shadows — and still need something to wear on bad hair days.